What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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