- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Your mom.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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