Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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