- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is life? Paul.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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