A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Ebola

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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