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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Knock knock. Get out!!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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