- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

bangers and mash?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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