Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Brain fart

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Justin Bieber

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