Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

PENIS lol

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

"Knock knock" Come in!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

homosexual rights to marriage

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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