why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Praise Paisley

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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School

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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