You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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