- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Honk if you're Amish!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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