Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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