- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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