- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would u like to drink?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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The FCC

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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