How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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