- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man did not like this site

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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