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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A pope meets another one

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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