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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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