why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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