- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A women left the kitchen.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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