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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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