- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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