Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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