Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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