- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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