whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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