- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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