- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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