- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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