- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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