- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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