- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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