what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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