- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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