- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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