You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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