Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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salad days!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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