AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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