- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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