A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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how do you win a game try your best

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hi

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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FUCK YOU

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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