- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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