- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

my gramma died

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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