12/23/2012

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Anti Joke

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