Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

69.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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