A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do black people eat? Food.

Guess what What

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

homosexual rights to marriage

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

your face is kinda funny

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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