- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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