How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A American seeking into mexico

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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