- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Albert <3 Hunter

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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