Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A guy walks into a bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Antijokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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