Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

I literally died laughing

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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