- Anti Joke

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

You bumder!