A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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