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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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