- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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