- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Firgen and the blung brigade

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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