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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Burp

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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