- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A American seeking into mexico

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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