What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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