Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Jeff

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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TOP KEK

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Grace Ackerson

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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