Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Drew Knowles is gay

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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