What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Kys

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Nickelback

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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