yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

ejaculation JLR

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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