- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!