- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

how man

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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