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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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