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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

a dyslexic man walked his god.

ure mama's so fat

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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