- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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