A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Your mom.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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