- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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