- Anti Joke

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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