mitchell palmer sucks

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Mahmy

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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