Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Robert Mugabe.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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