- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Jersey Shore.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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