- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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