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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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