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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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