- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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