Your mam is so fat.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is 9+10? 19

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Anti Joke

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