- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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