- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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