a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Your mother just died.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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