What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What's worse than this That :(

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