How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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