- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

you dint have to be a jew matt

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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