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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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