- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

This is a joke.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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