- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What if I told you.....potatoe

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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