- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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