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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

womans having rights.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Me

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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