Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

I had a lemon. hi.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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