Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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