- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

The cream, it is coming

I C U P White stuff

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

anti jokes are really funny

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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