How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Sixty... eight

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Manchester City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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