- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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