- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

knock knock come in !

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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