A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

why dont they make black forks

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

My spelling is horrible

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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