- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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