what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What is the name of the car? What

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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