A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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A American seeking into mexico

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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