- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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