- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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