- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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