Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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what's up? my penis.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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