Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Your're racist.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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