What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Niall Horan

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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I like poop in my butt

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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- Helen Keller

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Anti Joke

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