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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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