a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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