- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

AIDS

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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