- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Who is it?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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