Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

cory

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Good job, son.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Your Mom

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Chick Norris... Enough said

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