- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A women left the kitchen.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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