- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

I named my son ps2 controller

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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