What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Click here to end the world.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what is 3+3= 8

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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