What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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