- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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