Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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