Yo Mama just died.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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