Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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