- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I love pissing people off :P

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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