- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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