They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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